Confidential To Our Mom
We're going to use this space to wish the happiest of happy birthdays to our beautiful and talented mother, who turns a youthful 29 today (she had us when she was ...3?). Word on the street is she'll be having her birthday dinner tonight at Park 52, so I highly advise you all to go there and extend your birthday greetings to whichever woman in the restaurant is the one you think is most likely to have birthed me. Also, try the lamb chop!
