FYI: Where's The Colonel When You Need Him?
• Well, we couldn't sit it out forever. Traces of melamine have finally been found in products on U.S. shelves. [NY Times]
• Darnell Hartsfield is found guilty of five counts of capital murder, 25 years after he abducted five people from a Texas KFC restaurant, then shot them to death on an abandoned oil road. [Houston Chronicle]
• Fed up neighbors oppose wineries opening tasting rooms in their communities. Something about drunk-driving tourists. Who wouldn't want that? [AP/Contra Costa Times]
• Jeez, what is it about KFC? A robber was killed Monday in a botched attempt on a franchise in Jamaica. [The Jamaica Observer]