• Cold weather-fighting tips from some Chicago doormen: Eat more food. [Chicago Tribune]
• A Long Island restaurant offers its own stimulous plan by randomly comping dinners. That just may work. [Newsday]
• The USDA’s regulatioon may not be able to keep pace with genetically modified crops and animals, thus potentially allowing unapproved GMO imports. [Reuters]
• Oh noes! Of all the sushi joints in all the world, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears awkwardly met in this one. But nothing happened. [SF Chronicle]
• Alabama sheriffs are reconsidering the policy allowing them to pocket leftover jail food money after one of them spent the night in the slammer for allegedly starving his inmates. [AP/Opelika-Auburn News]