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Phrases That Should Never Be Used on Menus

publicanmenu_helenlikesyou.jpgThe Tribune dining staff, perhaps in a moment of reflection inspired by an introspective Independence Day weekend, have compiled a list of their least-favorite menu phrases, ones they wish restaurateurs would stop using forever. Some of their gripes are just linguistic bugbears (the misuse of "Kobe," the redundancies of "shrimp scampi" or "with au jus"), but we admit to sympathetic fatigue for phrases like "grilled to perfection," "melt-in-your-mouth" (when applied to non-ice-cream products), and "world-famous." As far as our own peeves, we bristle at near-constant reminders of kitchen equipment ("wood-fired oven" should appear once on the menu, if at all), and we get cranky when we read purveyor identifications when the farms in question are giant national brands (if we can buy that bacon in any grocery store in the country, we figure it's not worth the spilled ink of a menu callout). What drives you crazy when you see it on a menu?

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  • Foie Gras!

    By Natasha Brenner on 07/13/2009 at 1:38 PM

  • I just hate when restaurants list ingredients like "parmagiano reggiano" or "buffalo mozarella" but don't actually utilize the authentic product in their dishes that they reference in the menu. Instead they will use a similar type product that is the domestic version and similar in style but is definetly not the authentic product! Shame on those restaurants, you know who you are!

    By Eldis on 07/09/2009 at 10:27 PM

  • Any food that is described as a cigar or -- as I saw for the first time just yesterday -- cigarettes. Especially if you're a non-smoker, the food/ash association doesn't whet the appetite.

    By Danielle on 07/07/2009 at 8:43 AM

  • Glad you brought this up - I hate seeing the word "garbage" on the menu, as in "garbage salad" or "garbage pizza". It may be good, but I'll never order it.

    By Masha on 07/07/2009 at 8:12 AM

  • It drives me a little crazy to see some particularly unappetizing and soulless hold-outs from the 90's like: "assorted vegetable and starch" plate. Or just the word "starch" in any sentence. And "dry pack."

    By art on 07/06/2009 at 11:26 AM

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