Civic Responsibility

Where There’s Smoke, There’s Popcorn

Does this delectable cheddar-caramel blend look like fire to you?
Does this delectable cheddar-caramel blend look like fire to you?

Some genius individual, unaware that the perfumed air around the Randolph Street Garrett’s Popocorn, heady with butter, caramel, and cheese, is a good thing, called 911 this morning. Dispatchers then deployed their full high-rise firefighting crew, who showed up to the scene of this purported raging inferno and found nothing more than a delightful snack. As for the no doubt zillions of jokes this generates, we really couldn’t have said it any better than Gapers Block, who brilliantly headlined their story “Tastes Like Burning.” [CBS2 via GB]

Where There’s Smoke, There’s Popcorn