Flipping through November's Chicago Magazine, we came up short in the face of an ecstatic-looking woman in shockingly glittery pink lipstick being bathed in a deluge of green goo. Turns out this is the first print ad for Aja, the de-steaked reincarnation of the Dana Hotel's Ajasteak that's debuting this Thursday, October 22. We're the first to admit that we have absolutely no idea what's going on in this image or, for that matter, what it has to do with dinner, restaurants, or the concept of an "urban greenmarket Asian cafe." But it's certainly eye-catching. You do want to see the whole thing, don't you?