Justice

To Be Fair, the Mermaid is Topless

Be glad you weren’t one of the patrons at the Starbucks at 1229 N. Clyborn yesterday morning, when a man apparently fondled himself (to the presumed horror of all present). At least someone had the presence of mind to capture it via cellphone video, made a DVD, and send it to the police, who made an arrest later that day. Yay technology, helping to make our coffeeshops that much less inappropriately sexual. [Sun-Times]

To Be Fair, the Mermaid is Topless