“I didn’t bounce it! I wore my Ernie Banks jersey and was given an Ernie signed ball!” - Paul Kahan threw out the first pitch in last night’s Chicago Cubs game against the Colorado Rockies. Not only did he get the ball over the plate — the main goal of anyone attempting to do this — but he also apparently scored a ball signed by a true legend. In less surprising news, the Cubs lost. [PaulKahan/Twitter]