Nacho Cheese Bandit Arrested

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Not for regular potato chips. Photo: courtesy of Amazon

All a South Side man wanted was a bag of potato chips filled to the brim with nacho cheese sauce, so how did he get arrested? After purchasing the chips from a 7-Eleven, he visited the toppings bar and attempted to pump the orange stuff inside the opened bag. The cashier immediately told him that the toppings were only available to those that purchased nachos. He ignored her repeated warnings, and continued to fill up his bag. She then honestly said, “that's not yo cheese,” and approached the man. He then “grabbed and twisted her arm, then fled the store.” He was quickly apprehended and bond was set at $10,000. Let this be a lesson. [Trib]