Posts for May 21, 2012

The Obamas’ Latest Plot to Destroy America: Healthy Recipes

Plotting....Photo: Getty Images

We all know that the Obamas — especially Michelle — have a secret agenda: Force Americans to eat the elitist food that they themselves eat by pointing out that vegetables are "healthier" than super-sized bags of Doritos or Big Gulps or whatever the hell else it is that real Americans want to eat. (Just watch as Barack Obama forces himself to stomach disgusting-looking food in an effort to connect with John Q. Fatass.) Anyway, now FLOTUS's Let's Move campaign is asking America's children to send in healthy recipes, all under the guise of a "contest." Winners will get a trip to Washington, D.C., where the democrats will no doubt pump the kids' poor, unformed brains full of anti-American rhetoric. Ah, not really. It sounds fun, and totally harmless, but we're sure someone will take issue with this. Just remember: "No unsupervised knife tasks or cooking over open flame." Raw foodists, this is your moment! [The Healthy Lunchtime Challenge via Diner's Journal/NYT]

Join Carnivale For "Eat Local, Think Global" Lunch and Dinner Specials

Chef David Dworshak

Chef David Dworshak of Carnivale is a determined locavore— Carnivale has its own rooftop garden— but Carnivale is also a restaurant with an international Latin flavor. So each month during this summer, they will focus on a different Latin-influenced country while using mostly local midwestern ingredients. It starts tonight through Sunday with a menu of Peruvian food; the Philippines are next, June 18-24; then Portugal, July 22-29; then Morocco, August 20-26. Reservations are required, at 312-850-5005; see the Peruvian menu below.

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You Can Wear Them Ironically, We Guess

If you take your sartorial cues from Domino's, we have got some good news for you: That beautiful tee you see in the pic is the Pizza Shirt. Practically bubbles right off the cotton, doesn't it? This fetching number is on sale for a mere $29.95 from today until May 24, a small price to pay for clothing that promises job promotions and "exotic romantic partners." Lady Gaga's meat dress has got nothing on this. [PizzaShirt]

More Teens Have Type 2 Diabetes; Gila Monsters Are the Answer

A new report brings the not-great news that a "nationally representative sampling" of young Americans between the ages of 12 and 19 have dramatically higher odds of developing type 2 diabetes than the same age bracket did eight years before that, the Times reports. (You know how kids are these days: They see one celebrity chef on TV with diabetes and suddenly they all have to have it.) Researchers point out the study's data, published today in the journal Pediatrics, is subject to interpretation; nonetheless, the number of children who tested positive for diabetes in a sampling from 2007-8 was just about three times the amount of positives from a similar sampling in 1999-00. On the unmitigated side of things, the data suggests teenage obesity rates did not increase during the same time period. Over at Motherboard, however, may be the best diabetes and obesity news of the day: Gila monster saliva, it seems, holds the key to successful blood-glucose regulation, and a form of synthetic drool may turn out to be some kind of shady new next-gen wonder drug. [Well/NYT, Motherboard]

Jason Baldacci Talks Chicago Craft Beer Week at The Bluebird

All over town bars are talking up what they're doing for Chicago Craft Beer Week, and many of them have interesting plans... especially the ones that have interesting people running their beer programs like Jason Baldacci. Baldacci's main base is The Bluebird in Bucktown, though he's also responsible for the small but well-chosen beer selections at two wine bars, Telegraph and Webster's Wine Bar. At The Bluebird he has something that sounds more like wine than beer— a cellar, with a few cases from interesting craft breweries tucked away for the long term. In this four-minute video he talks about the events he has planned for Chicago Craft Beer Week, some of it inspired by a recent brewery-hopping trip in Belgium, including cracking open some of those rare bottles. Watch the video below; for more info on Craft Beer Week, see this post from last week.

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Chicagoist Rounds Up Opinions on Keller/Aduriz Sustainability

Thomas Keller

Last week Thomas Keller and Andoni Luis Aduriz were dismissive toward the idea of sustainability in a New York Times piece. We found this a little hard to fully credit (The French Laundry Cookbook is full of pieces about Keller buying from local purveyors; does he really give no thought to shipping and other environmental costs in choosing to cook what's around him?) And we apparently weren't the only ones; Anthony Todd talked to several local food figures of various sorts to get their reactions, which ranged from cynical ("By implying that farm-to-table chefs are guilt-ridden buzzkills who think too much, on the one hand, they're selling hedonism; on the other hand, they're ensuring their relevancy by distinguishing themselves from other chefs," says Wendy Aeschlimann of The Local Beet) to c'est la vie ("I tend to not stand on a soap box and say that everyone should do it this way because I believe it to be the right choice. I do what I can," says Cleetus Friedman of City Provisions). [Chicagoist]

Meat Substitutes: Tempeh-Based Salmonella Sickens 80

"Don't blame us."

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Eric Schlosser and Michael Pollan, it’s that there is certainly nothing pretty about meat processing. Images of crowded feed lots, filthy kill floors, and diseased livestock take much of the pleasure out of eating meat for many of us. But if you think you’re safe eating your faux meats, you’d better think again! In North Carolina, more than 80 people have been sickened with salmonella and they didn’t get it from eating cheeseburgers or pork chops. The culprit is the meatless wonder tempeh.

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Bryce Caron Let Go As Pastry Chef at Blackbird and Avec

Bryce Caron.

Outsiders may judge a chef highly, but Blackbird makes decisions based on its own sense of what's right for one of Chicago's longest-running and most successful top-flight restaurants. And so for the second time, as 312DiningDiva reported, a chef leaves Blackbird just months after he was honored by Food & Wine magazine as one of the best in the country. Pastry chef Bryce Caron was recruited to Blackbird from Custom House in 2011 to succeed Patrick Fahy (who went to the Sofitel), and to many observers Caron's desserts were in a similar vein, with abstract forms and a blend of sweet and savory. (He also prepared the desserts for Blackbird's sibling Avec.) As David Tamarkin observed at the time, "Caron's style is much more aligned with pastry chefs such as Fahy and Fahy's predecessor, Tim Dahl [than with the food at Custom House], and his style will certainly feel more streamlined at the end of a meal by David Posey, Blackbird's chef de cuisine."

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Vicious Rumble at Quaint Irish Tea Cottage and Restaurant in Tinley Park

The Ashford House, 7959 W. 159th, Tinley Park.

It's like a Monty Python parody of radicalism— something calling itself "South Side Chicago Anti-Racist Action" struck a blow against the system by... invading an Irish restaurant with the quaint name of The Ashford House in Tinley Park. It was no joke, though, when a gang of 15 to 20 hooded young people carrying clubs and hammers attacked a group of alleged white supremacists and/or neo-Nazis at the south suburban restaurant Saturday night— and beat indiscriminately on anyone within range, sending a number of people to the hospital and causing an estimated $15,000-20,000 in damage. The end result was an attack so moronically vicious that it succeeded in making the Nazis the sympathetic side, and seems likely to win the title of worst protest of the entire NATO week. Way to fight the power (which as we all know is located on 159th street in Tinley Park), geniuses.

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30 Rock’s Scott Adsit and John Lutz Are All About Chicago-Style Pizza

Poor, misguided souls.Photo: PAUL BRUINOOGE/Patrick McMullan

Anybody familiar with Chicago-style deep-dish pizza knows that it is "pizza" in name only. In reality, it's more like some kind of crusty, saucy, pizza-flavored casserole-quiche hybrid. That's not just New York homerism speaking; it is the objective truth. We're not saying it's bad; we're just saying it ain't really pizza. And yet at this past weekend's Story Pirates benefit event, former Chicagoans and current 30 Rock cast members Scott Adsit and John Lutz each told Grub Street that it is superior to New York — a.k.a real, actual, honest-to-God — pizza.

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Iliana Regan's Elizabeth Has a Home; Achatz Recipe Mystery Solved

Updates on a couple of recent stories that came in over the weekend. First up, underground chef Iliana Regan (One Sister) has closed on the space for her first restaurant, Elizabeth, at 4835 N. Western Ave. The small retail storefront was most recently a little-heralded neighborhood farm to table restaurant called Prix Fixe, but has been many other things including a Serbian restaurant called Klopa Grill. While the location may not initially conjure up Regan's notion of "a dreamy cabin," the advantage of being able to launch in an existing location now, instead of spending months building out a space, is obvious. And Regan, who's been putting on dinners in her apartment, points out another reason why she wants to get her restaurant open soon: "My downstairs neighbors just had a baby, and people are really good about being quiet going in and out, but still, I want to give them a break." Read our interview with her here; she hopes to open in July or August.

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Study Confirms That Organic-Food Lovers Are Self-Righteous Jerks

A recent study confirms what we already kind of suspected: People who insist on eating only organic food are a bunch of self-righteous jerks, says Time. Researchers found that subjects exposed to organic fruits and veggies instead of brownies were more judgmental about moral situations and less likely to help strangers, since apparently they felt they'd fulfilled their good-deed quota for the day by choosing organic. But the most important takeaway here: Brownies make you a nicer person. Bring 'em on. [Time]

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