Hot Dispatch From The Twinkie Desk

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Thought the whole Twinkie story had gone away, did you? Ha! An Orland Park restaurant— for people in Lincoln Park, that's a suburb approximately four Comiskey Units (an official measure judging distances on the south side for north siders) to your southwest— packed the house with them. What we mean is, Baby's Cheesesteak & Lemonade snatched up 12,000 Twinkies the moment word went out, and is now giving free Twinkies with every purchase. Has it worked? They're halfway through their stash, that's how it's worked. [Tribune/